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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 21, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!"
    The congregation nodded their approval.

    With even greater emphasis he added, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, too!"

    The people clapped and were saying "Amen."

    And then finally, he concluded, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!"

    As he sat down, the song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather at the River.'"