A real friend

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Capt'n Mil Coll, May 9, 2008.

  1. Real Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
    Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?


    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

    1.
    When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ******* who made you that way.
    2.
    Whe n you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
    3.
    When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
    4.
    When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
    5.
    When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
    6. When you are confused
    -- I will use little words.
    7. When you are sick
    -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
    8. When you fall
    -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
    9.
    This is my oath .. I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because you are my friend"

    Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

    Send this to! "all 1 0"
    of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me....I don't want to hear it!!!)

    And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
     
  2. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

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    I like this one-I'm going to copy it and send to a few friends..........:)
     

  3. TXplt

    TXplt Gun Toting Boeing Driver Forum Contributor

    That's great !
     
  4. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

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    YES! I will be your friend.....:)
     
  5. Do you share your guns with your friends?
     
  6. Where ya' want the body hidden?
     
  7. mosquitofish

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    R R R , earth humor. this is aall true!
     
  8. I had to print this and send it to someone.
     
  9. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    # 10 When you tell me your gonna sell your guns.

    I will give the best "low ball" offer possible! :laugh2:
     
  10. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

  11. DWFan

    DWFan Handgunner Forum Contributor

    A friend is the person you call to bail you out of jail.
    A real friend is sitting beside you in the cell going "I told you we'd get arrested."