A redneck, a sheep, and a dog

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Sep 22, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    On the island A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
    They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, they
    got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One
    particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
    was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck.
    Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got
    jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around the sheep.
    After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there
    was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
    The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
    redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her,
    and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well
    enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

    It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
    breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the redneck started to
    get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally
    gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her
    ear..."Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?":D
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    baaa baaa baaaby! :eek:!
     

  3. Whew-- for a minute I thought this was going to be another Texas joke.
     
  4. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    There's plenty out there. Wait about five minutes and one may appear. (ha)
     
  5. tommy

    tommy G&G Enthusiast

    yep could just be a redneck. When i worked offshore the texans and the coonasses were always cracking jokes about oneanother. i miss those days .