A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 23, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'

    So the party continues with no events in the pool, until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.

    In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

    The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of his word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.

    The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the idiot that pushed me in!'
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Stay out of the water if you can't swim


    I was at a poolside birthday party several years ago when my friend, who couldn't swim, got thrown in by someone not aware of his lack of swimming ability. I had to jump in and pull him back to the side where he crawled out like a soaking wet pup.

    At the time it was sort of funny but it could have been fatal.

    Oxford :nod: