A successful rancher died

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  1. colt45

    colt45 Guest

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    A successful rancher died and left everything to his
    devoted wife.
    She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
    ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper
    for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One man was gay and the other man was a drunk.
    She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
    decided to hire the gay guy. She thought it would be
    safer to have him
    around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a
    hard worker who put
    in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
    For weeks the two of
    them worked and the ranch was doing very well.

    "You should go into town and kick up your heels," the
    rancher's widow
    told him one Saturday. The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
    that Saturday night. However, 1:00 am came and he
    didn't return. 2:00 am and
    still the hired hand was not home. He returned around
    2:30 am and found the rancher's widow sitting by the
    fireplace.

    She quietly called him over to her.

    "Unbutton my blouse and take it off,"
    she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

    "Now take off my boots." He did so slowly.
    "Now take off my socks." He took off her socks.

    "Now take off my skirt." He took off her skirt.
    "Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands
    he did as he was told.

    "Now, she said, "Take off my panties." He slowly
    pulled them down and
    then off.

    Then she looked at him and
    said................

    " Don't you ever wear my clothes to town again!!!"