A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver takes one look at them and says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."