A WONDERFUL MARRIAGE??

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by LeftHandShooter, May 3, 2008.

  1. A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a
    coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his
    bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her
    to come nearer.

    She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You
    know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

    When I got fired, you were there to support me.

    When my business failed, you were there.

    When I got shot, you were by my side.

    When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

    When my health started failing, you were still by my
    side...You know what?"

    "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart
    began to fill with warmth;

    "I think you're bad luck, get the HECK away from me!"
     
    Last edited: May 3, 2008

  2. billy

    billy G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    snicker........



    i dont know why but i like mean jokes.
     
  3. I'd say because you are normal but I don't want to insult you!



    Normality and Mosinitis-infected do not go together!
     
  4. billy

    billy G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    you really know how to hurt a guy.....:09:
     
  5. My wife laughed at the one about the drunk and the ugly single woman. For some reason, she didn't think this one was funny...
     
  6. I e-mailed all three to my wife at her office. She won't read them until Monday so I'm alive and well until Monday afternoon.

    Me then: :twak:
     
  7. No hurt intended.:oops:

    Are you admitting to being normal? If yes, then I need to be like you as my wife says I am very not normal!
     
  8. rondog

    rondog G&G Evangelist

    "wonderful marriage", now there's an oxymoron for ya....
     
  9. Normal? Normal? Around here? Now thats a joke.
     
  10. What is normal? Can someone tell me so I can see if I am?
    My friends say I am absolutly normal. They call me "Abnormal" for short!
     
  11. LefthandShooter I too have wondered what it might be like to be normal and have asked that same question before.
    What is Normal.....I gave up on triening to be Normal 4 years ago ! And you know I feel so much better now !!! LMAO
     
  12. I don't know what normal is either. Never have figured it out. Guess I'll never know.
    I really don't want to be normal. ( nice joke! LOL)