A young punker gets on the crosstown bus

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 9, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    A young punker gets on the crosstown bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of rags, his legs are bare and he's without shoes. His face and ears are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big bright feathers.
    He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for about ten minutes. Finally the punk gets self conscious and spits at the old man: "What 'er you starin' at you old fart, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?!"

    Without missing a beat the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I was in the Navy I got real drunk in Singapore and screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you was my son."
  2. BattleRifleG3

    BattleRifleG3 G&G Evangelist

    I've remembered this joke quite a bit recently.