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Actual bumper stickers found on actual cars:

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 21, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Actual bumper stickers found on actual cars:

    * Horn broken. Watch for finger.

    * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

    * All generalizations are false.

    * Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

    * I brake for no apparent reason.

    * Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

    * I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

    * Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.

    * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

    * He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    * It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

    * Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

    * Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    * Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
  2. I saw this bumper sticker the other day. Cat.....the other white meat.

  3. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Bumper Snickers . . .

    Seen on a woman's car in the Mall lot:
    "When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping!"

    On a car in the Dept of Education parking lot:
    "My kid beatup your honor student"

    And the biggest laugh of all:
    "Gore and Lieberman in 2000!"

  4. I got one on the tail gate of my truck which reads, "I'm not slowing down.....I'm reloading" just below another that reads, "The h e l l with Smith and Wesson....worry about ME!"
  5. mine

    I've got a 3 on my chevy 4x4 pickup, "I break for animals, i eat them and where there skins". "if you cat is missing, look under my rear tires" and my favoritem "is there life after death?? mess with this truck and find out!" I also carry one that says "im a hooker, and really cheap!, honk for rates!" if someone zips infront of me in a parking lot, I stick one on there bumper, with any luck thay wont notice it.:D
  6. Calvin

    Calvin G&G Enthusiast

    On my truck, I have four.

    "Your Village Called-They're Missing Their Idiot",

    "Yes. It's My Truck. No, I Won't Help You Move",

    "Warning! Driver Only Carries $20 Worth Of Ammunition", and

    "You!! Out Of The Gene Pool!".

    Actually, I have 6 if you include the NRA sticker, and the American flag sticker.
  7. Jay rh

    Jay rh G&G Regular

    Seen on my truck

    Seen on my truck

    I didn't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean my gun. Jay