After 40 years of marriage

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Oct 11, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A couple have been happily married for 40 years. The only friction was in the morning when
    he awoke and passed gas. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her
    eyes water and cause her to gasp for air.

    Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her
    sick. He told her that he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see
    a doctor because she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

    The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning, as she
    was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the
    bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts,
    and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl upstairs where her husband was
    sound asleep and gently pulled back the bed covers.! She pulled back the elastic waistband
    of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she
    heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting, followed by a blood curdling scream
    and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran to the bathroom.

    The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing with tears in her eyes.
    After years of torture she smiled as she enjoyed getting back at him. About twenty minutes
    later the husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants, a look of horror on his face.

    She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All
    those years you warned me and didn't listen to you."

    "What do you mean?" asked his wife.

    "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out and today it finally
    happened. But...by the grace of God and some Vaseline, I think I got most of them back in!"
    :D :nod:
     
  2. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Oh heck. I won't be able to eat tonight. :p


    :D :nod: :rolleyes:
     

  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    What about the Oyster stuffing? :D :throwup: