My neighbor and his brother heard the Air Force was needing Pilots, so they both went down to enlist. The recruiter ask one of them what his skills were? He said "Eye's piles it" The Recruiter said " OK, your a pilot huh?" Duh, Yes Sir! Well we need some good pilots, just have a seat in the next room. The Recruiter called the other brother in and ask him what his skills were, he said "Eye's a wood cutter" The Recruiter told him he was sorry but the Air Force didn't have any use for a "Wood Cutter". He ask the Recruiter " Well if you don't have me to cut the wood, hows my brother gonna pile it up"?