Al Queda Alert!

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Sniper[MI], Oct 5, 2002.

  1. Subject: Alert!!

    This is not a hoax; I checked and didn't find it on any of the hoax sites.
    I can only surmise that we have a problem, Houston.
    The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
    Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in
    their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have
    become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not
    pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new
    sector of the human race: Islamabubbas.

    So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat
    Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal
    them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children:
    Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
    Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
    Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
    Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
    Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atdat
    Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
    Linda Sue Bin There Dundat

    Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung
    from one couple:
    Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
  2. It's been a while since I laughed this hard. :D


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  4. tommy

    tommy G&G Enthusiast

    bravo .. bravo just too darn funny.
  5. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Sniper [M1]: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin were last seen here in Kansas City parked in a taxi cab under the Missouri bridge making out. Guess that's where the real action is.(Ha)
    :D :nod: