Alabama Special Forces

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 15, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest


    The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains
    of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces.

    Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter, & Goober are being sent in with
    the following information about the Taliban:

    1. There is no limit.
    2. The season opened last weekend.
    3. They taste like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, women, or Jesus.
    5. They don't like barbecue.
    6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

    Should be over in just about a week.

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Works for me...sho' nuff!

  3. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    I 'spect they'll be snuck in disguised as duck hunters, in Cooter's jonboat. :)
  4. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    I'm laughing right now. Doglips, you crack me up!
  5. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Oneastrix: Good to hear you again. Don't break any stitches.
  6. Troy

    Troy G&G Enthusiast

    this gave me a good laugh, maybe you as well. wonder how they made out?
  7. Anybody seen Doglips lately? I havn't seen anything from him for a while, and wondered hows he's doing
  8. Copper

    Copper Guest

    A 4X4 with a crew served weapon mounted to it is every hillbilly's dream.
    (at least it's mine anyway)
  9. Theodore

    Theodore G&G Newbie

    love it and it aint far from the truth
  10. Windwalker

    Windwalker G&G Newbie

    Y'all turn them boys loose and let them get rid of the embedded media anyway they wish then stand back and do body counts on the Taliban. LOL
  11. I just won a Million Dollars in the Alabama State Lottery. $1 a year for a million years. That was a gud joke. I can just hear Bubba now "Git er done".