ALABAMA SPECIAL FORCES The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter, & Goober are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban: 1. There is no limit. 2. The season opened last weekend. 3. They taste like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, women, or Jesus. 5. They don't like barbecue. 6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death. Should be over in just about a week.