American in Mexico

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 4, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was
    getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey
    rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'

    The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call
    them asses. This is the only *** I have left, and you have to
    scratch him when you want to make him stop."

    The guy rides his *** for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and
    asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them
    hotdogs here we call the wieners."

    Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to
    another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I
    scratch my ***?" :D