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Amish Elevator

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 19, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost
    everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
    apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen
    anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a
    wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
    opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
    and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls
    light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number
    and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde
    woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
    quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."
    :nod: