An Indian walks into a bar

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Sep 10, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand
    and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says
    to the bartender: "Me want beer!"
    The bartender says: "Sure Chief, coming right up."

    He gets the Indian a tall draft beer and the Indian
    drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket,
    throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the
    shotgun, then he walks out.

    Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun
    in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other.
    He walks up to the bar and says to the bartender: "Me
    want beer."

    The bartender says: "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning
    up from the last time you were in here. What was that
    all about, anyway?

    "The Indian says, "Me in training for job as State
    employee; drink beer, shoot the ****, disappear for a
    few days."
     
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    That's funny as hexx. He could be right about his comment, though.:D :nod:
     

  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Ha ha ha, heap big funny paleface! (monkeyface?)