An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years

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  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large
    pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
    courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was
    built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
    hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
    or make you get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators."
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Thats one smart old farmer! :kinky: