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An old woman

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jul 30, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a
    young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She
    turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

    Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly
    turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

    About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get
    off the elevator. Not to be done in by these snobs...Before she leaves, she looks both
    beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and gives a grizzly fart and says...........
    "Pork & Beans .49 cents a can.:nod:
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Now thats MY kinda woman!!