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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 2, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

    42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

    Honk if you love peace and quiet.

    Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

    Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

    Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade.

    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

    Always try to be modest, and be proud of it.

    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    If everything seems to be going well, you have over-looked something.

    When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

    Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

    :nod: