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Another virus alert

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 18, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    The following information is from somewhat credible sources...AOL users. Intelligence on the latest viruses is sweeping across our nation's information superhighway in 2002. So, take extreme caution and be on high virus alert at all times!

    Beware of:
    THE GEORGE W. BUSH Virus...(Causes your computer to think it
    won the election even though the motherboard and fatherboard
    bought it.)

    THE AL GORE Virus...(Causes your computer to just keep
    counting)

    THE CLINTON Virus...(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive but NO
    memory.)

    THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard drive
    out of an old floppy)

    THE LEWINSKY virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your
    computer, then emails your best friends about what it did).

    THE RONALD REAGAN virus...(Saves your data, but forgets where
    it is stored)

    THE JESSE JACKSON virus...(Warns you constantly about
    illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately
    reproducing files in the background and rhyming it all)

    THE MIKE TYSON virus...(Quits after two bytes)
    THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 150 mb drive balloons to a
    300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to
    restabilize around 200 mb.)

    THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...(Deletes all old files)

    THE PROZAC virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but your
    processor doesn't care)

    THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...(Only attacks minor files)

    THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...(Terminates some files,
    leaves, but will be back)

    and last but not least...............

    THE LORENA BOBBITT virus... (Reformats your hard drive into a
    3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)

    :D :D :D :D :nod::D