Little kids want to help you cross the street even if you’re just walking along the sidewalk. Your senior citizen’s ID whips up discounts in many products and services. In a hostage situation you are most likely to be released first. Dumb blondes ask you if you were in the Vietnam War. Getting a little action means your wife remembered who you are. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. Getting luckier means not forgetting your keys in your car. When you spend hours trying to find something you don’t even remember. What used to be happy hour is now known as sleepy hour. You and your teeth don’t sleep together. Loud noises annoy you. You eat your dinner at 5:30 in the afternoon. 8:00 PM is nap time. People can’t tell you to act your age because to do so mean you’ll die.