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Armed Robbery

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 3, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Armed Robbery

    A man walked up to the counter at the local 7-11.

    "Can I help you?" asked the clerk.

    "Yes, please put all the cash in this bag."

    The clerk looked around and said, "You don't have a gun!"

    "No, but I've got this 2x4."

    "You're not going to rob me without a gun."

    WHAP! The robber hits the clerk in the head with the 2x4.

    "Now, just give me the money!"

    "You're not going to rob me without a gun, or a knife or something!"

    WHAP! The robber hits him on the other side of the head with the 2x4. The
    clerk picks himself off the floor, opens the cash drawer and puts all the
    money in a paper bag. He hands it to the robber who starts to leave.

    "Wait!" says the clerk, pulling out his wallet and handing the robber a fist
    full of cash. "Here, go buy yourself a gun. You're going to hurt some body
    with that darn 2x4!"