At a cocktail party

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 2, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    At a cocktail party, a man gets totally plastered, goes up to the host and says, "Excuse me, but do lemons have feathers?" in a slurred voice.

    "I beg your pardon?" says the host.

    The drunk asks again: "Do lemons have feathers?" as he struggles to hold his balance.

    A rather bemused host says, "No, I don't think so."

    The drunk looks sheepish then says: "Oopsie."

    "What?" asks the host.

    And the drunk: "I think I've just squeezed your canary into my drink."