Pardon me if you've heard it! They take a while to get here !! A 5th grade teacher assigns her students homework. She tells them they have to go home and have their parents teach them a story with a moral. The next day she has them tell their stories, and she finally gets to Rich. She asks him if he has a story and he says yes. My Daddy told me that my Aunt Karen was a Pilot in Desert Storm. She was shot down and had to parachute out. All she had was a pint of vodka, her pistol, and her survival knife. She drank the vodka on the way down. When she landed she shot 6 Iraqi's with her pistol, stabbed 4 to death, and finally killed their leader with her bare hands! Totally aghast, the teacher asked what the moral of the story was. Rich replied, my Daddy said it was don't f#&k with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking !!