Awww Nutz

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Capt'n Mil Coll, May 25, 2008.

  1. Two nuts were walking down the street.

    One was a salted.
     
  2. I once went into a bar and heard something say "Hey! You're pretty good looking!". I asked the bartender who said that and he said "It's the peanuts. They're complimentary".
     

  3. I walked into a bar once.

    I said.....................OUCH!.........it was an iron bar!