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Bad Hospital

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 2, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    SIGNS YOU'RE IN A BAD HOSPITAL



    *You go in for routine surgery, you come out with a tail.

    *You recognize your doctor as kid who was mopping the lobby when you checked in.

    *Instead of sponge bath, they send St. Bernard to lick you.

    *As you're going under, your surgeon says, "Man, am I baked!"

    *In the operating room, you see a surgeon holding a sign that says, "WILL DO SURGERY FOR FOOD!"

    *Every couple of minutes, you hear a bugle playing Taps.

    *All the diplomas on the wall are signed by Sally Struthers.

    *You and your roommate have to take turns on the I.V.

    *Through fog of anesthesia, you hear surgeon shouting, "Bring the **** Scotch tape! And plenty of it!"

    *Instead of "patient," they use the term "plaintiff."