Baseball game

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Sep 22, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks
    in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

    When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the
    National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the patients complied
    by standing up.

    After the anthem ...he yelled, "Down Nuts". And they all sat back down in their seats.

    After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all brokeout into
    applause and cheered.

    When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the
    Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat calling.

    Thinking things were going very well. The doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot
    dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
    Finding his assistant, the doctor asked," What in the world happened?"

    The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going just fine till a vendor passed by
    and yelled PEANUTS!
    :nod: :D :D :D

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