Birds And Bees

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 12, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    BIRDS AND BEES
    A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and bees. "I don't want to know!" the child cries, bursting into tears. The confused father asks what’s wrong. "Oh, Dad," the boy sobs. "At age six, I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. Then, when I was eight, you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really screw, I've got nothing left to live for!"
     
  2. colt45

    colt45 Guest

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    Easy boy,
    We spend the first 9 months of our lives tring to get out and the rest of our lives tring to get back in.