Birds and The Bees

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Chris, Aug 4, 2002.

  1. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

    A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about
    the birds and the bees.

    "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into
    tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

    Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

    "Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the
    there's no Santa speech."

    "At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech."

    "When I Was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth
    Fairy' speech."

    "If you tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I
    will have nothing left to live for."

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Hee, hee happened to me, I didn't get none till I was 35! ;)

  3. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

    Get any of what Joe?

  4. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Being raised on a farm, I had other animals to learn from.

    That joke has me laughing all over my computer. I'll have to pass it on to my other grapevine.

    Now it could be very educational at times just watching what the birds and bees do. However, being raised on a farm I watched the cows, pigs and horses for my "birds and bees" education. The birds and bees wouldn't stand still long enough for me to catch on.

  5. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

    I raised chickens and ducks, and everytime I would fill up the little swimming pool for the ducks, one female and 5 males would jump in, rather funny to say the least.