Black Eyes A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy sitting next to him has a black eye too. He says, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes ... mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.' . . .so she socked me one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister accident too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Rice Krispies, honey. " But I accidentally said, "You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, manipulative, fat *****."