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Black Eyes

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 11, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Black Eyes
    A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in
    his seat.
    He notices immediately that the guy sitting next to him has a black eye
    too.
    He says, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes ... mind if I
    ask how you got yours?"
    The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
    accident.
    See I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most
    massive breasts in the
    world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to
    Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.' . .
    .so she socked me one."
    The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister
    accident too.
    I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me
    a bowl of
    Rice Krispies, honey.
    " But I accidentally said, "You ruined my life you evil, self-centered,
    manipulative, fat *****."
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Hee, hee..asked for an omelet and accidentily said "**** your sister looked good yesterday"!
     

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    I saw that big breasted woman, too, but I didn't look because my wife was holding a club over my head. D amn they were sure big!