A 'fair-haired young lady' had heard a lot and even read a little about ice fishing and thought she would give it a try. She remembered seeing a large area of ice earlier in the Winter and after gathering up a stool, a saw, some bait and rod and reel, she returned to the spot. She sat her stool down, got out her equipment, and begin to cut a hole in the ice. From up above, she heard a loud voice saying,"There are no fish there." She gathered everything up and went down to the other end and began to cut a hole in the ice when once again she heard the voice saying," There are no fish there." Well this time she picked up everything and went to the other side. Once again she heard the voice from above saying,"There are no fish there." She looked up and asked, "are you God?" The voice comes back and says, "No, but I do own the skating rink and I know there are no fish there."