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blonde and flowers

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 4, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop
    where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, 'Oh,
    crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.'

    The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, 'You don't like getting flowers?'

    The redhead says, 'I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me
    flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in
    the air.'

    The blonde says, 'Don't you have a vase?