I'm not sure if this acceptable in the rules,if not delete with my apologies. What do you call a blonde with two braincells? Pregnant. A man is doing yardwork,when his blonde neighbor comes out,walks to the mailbox,opens it,looks in slams it shut and goes back in. A while later she comes out walks to the mailbox,opens it looks in,and slams it shut even harder,and stomps back inside. Real soon she comes out, goes to it again,opens it,looks in and really slams it shut and cusses. The man curious by now stops her on her way in and asks her what seems to be the problem. She says,the darn computer keeps saying You've got mail,and its empty every time"