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Botched Robbery

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 9, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them is inside
    getting the money, the other is waiting in the getaway car.
    The man in the car is nervous because his partner hasn't
    come out yet.
    Finally, the doors of the bank burst open... out comes the
    partner, lugging a large safe tied up with a rope. As they are
    getting in the car, the doors to the bank burst open a second
    time. The security guard comes out. His pants are around
    his ankles, and he is shooting his gun at the two men in the
    car.
    The man who was in the getaway car starts yelling at his
    partner: “I knew you'd mess up! You always mess up! I told
    you to BLOW the SAFE and TIE UP the GUARD!â€￾:(