Boudreaux once spent days lookin for his new hat. Finally, he decide dat if he go to church on Sunday an sit at da back, durin da service he could sneak out an grab a hat frum da rack at da front door. So, on da followin Sunday, Boudreaux went to church an sat at da back. Da sermon was bout da Ten Commanments. He sat through da whole sermon an instead of sneaking out he wait til Da preachin was over an went to talk to da priest. "Fadar Pierre," Boudreaux say, "I came here today to steal a hat to replace da one I lost. But you sermon on da Ten Commanments make me change my mind, yea." Fadar Pierre say, "Bless you my son. Was it wen I start to preach dou shall not steal, dat changed you heart?" Boudreaux say, "Mais non, it was da one on adultry. Wen you start to preach on dat, I remember where I left dat hat."