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Boudreaux's sale

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Thibodeaux was driving his car past Boudreaux's house and saw a sign that read: "Boat For Sale."
    Thibodeaux drives up to Boudreaux's house, marches up onto Boudreaux's front porch, and raps hard on Boudreaux's front door.

    When Boudreaux opens his front door, Thibodeaux asks, "Boudreaux, how long we ban frands?"

    Boudreaux says, "Well, Thibodeaux, all usses lives."

    Thibodeaux then asks,"Well, Boudreaux, den why you don't told me you gotta boat?"

    Boudreaux says, "Thibodeaux, I ain't got no boat."

    Thibodeaux says, "Mais, Boudreaux, da sign say 'Boat For Sale' !"

    Boudreaux says, "Mais non, Thibodeaux. See dat ole '72 Ford pickem'up truck over dare?"

    Thibodeaux says, "Mais oui, I sees dat ole pickem'up truck."

    Boudreaux says, "And, Thibodeaux, see dat ole '76 Cheverolet C-dan?"

    Thibodeaux says, "Oui, Boudreaux, I sees dat ole Cheverolet C-dan."

    Boudreaux says, "Well, Thibodeaux, dey 'boat for sale' !"