Break-In Windows

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 8, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Saw this on

    The Microsoft Corporation has just recently released a new version of Windows software entitled Break-In Windows.
    Users will notice several functions on the title bar have changed a bit:
    I Be Seein' It = View

    Put Sumpin' In = Insert

    Hook It Up = Format

    Stuff Da Plumber Need = Tools

    I Eat On Dat Sh*t = Table

    Break In = Window

    Whut Da F*ck = Help

    Also users will notice several command and dialog boxes have changed as well:

    Letter Sh*t = Documents

    Games & Sh*t = Programs

    Break Back In = Re-Entry

    Aww Sh*t, N*gga = Error

    U Betta Recognize = No

    Itz All Good = Ok

    4 Real Doe = Yes

    Hold Up Dawg = Cancel

    Do Dat Sh*t Again = Reset

    N*gga, Iz U Crazy? = Are You Sure?

    Hunt Dat B*tch Down = Find

    Put A Cap In It = Delete

    Keep It Real = AutoCorrect

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Yo,yo, D dawg, it about time Msoft get ta rollin' wit da homies and make da net fresh fo' us G's!

  3. Enough of this ebonics crap. Talk white man.
  4. I have a hard enough time with english.

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

  6. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Dang! Almost got me busted, I was laughing so hard and trying to drink my morning coffee. LMAO
  7. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Halt! Speak English before entering.

    "What goes around comes around" so now we seem to be reverting back to English from another planet.(ha)

  8. jarcp

    jarcp Guest

    sorry NRA Joe, "no habla escargo"...

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Si, weeth leetle somberos alan!