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British Airways

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 15, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Let's hear it for British Airways!
    A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
    short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
    life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
    from their honeymoons with a few words on how marital sex felt.

    The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
    card said nothing but "Nescafe,"

    Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the
    Nescafe jar. It said: "Good til the last drop." Mom blushed, but was
    pleased for her daughter.

    The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
    and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her
    husbands cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
    "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still
    happy for her daughter.

    The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for
    a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a
    whole month, a card finally arrived. In shaky hand writing were the
    words "British Airways,"

    Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the
    pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways.
    The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

    Mom fainted.

    :D
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Oh bloody 'ell, a little too much of the old slap and tickle never 'urt anyone eh,old chap?, cheerio,pip,pip,and all that! ;)
     

  3. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    That's great! LOL