Bruce was driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he saw his girlfreind, Sheila about to throw herself off. He slammed on the brakes, jumped out of the car and yelled, "Sheila what the hell are you doing?" She turned around with a tear in her eye and said "Oh, Bruce. You got me pregnant and so now I'm going to kill myself." Bruce got a lump in his throat when he heard this. "Sheila" he said "not only are you a great shag, but you're a real good sport too." and drove off.