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Burgler

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Mar 27, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Burglar

    A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

    "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

    "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
     
  2. Here's what worked for me when the ol' lady and I were still together. After a night with the boys a few too many beer, and getting home at the wrong five oclock I did this:
    Bang the door when you walk in, turn all the lights on stumble around bumping into things make alot of noise. Snag a bottle of wine from the fridge, and go stomping up the stairs in your work-boots. Open the bedroom door, turn on the light, and loudly exclaim " Daddys home, and I feel like some lovin."
    She won't make a sound, "sleep" thru an air raid!! No nagging that night,Next day come STRAIGHT home from work with a fancy bottle of wine, some roses, and a "chick flick", chances are you won't hear any nagging at all. It worked for me for a while.;)
     

  3. Shaun

    Shaun G&G Evangelist

    Those are good one's