Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 20, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell?â€￾

    The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.â€￾

    So the guy walks over and says, “Hello. What are you guys doing?â€￾

    Bush replies, “We’re planning World War III.â€￾

    The guy asks, “Really? What’s going to happen?â€￾

    Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman.â€￾

    The guy exclaims, “Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?â€￾

    Bush turns to Powell and says, “See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans.â€￾