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Bush and Powell talking

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 26, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    President Bush and Secretary of State, Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
    asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

    The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

    So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

    Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

    And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

    The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

    Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder, and says, "See, smart ***?! I told you
    no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

    :nod:
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! so true!!!!