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Does anyone want to talk about butt wiggle?
I'm terribly sorry to writerinmo, 40nascar, Wicked109 and neophyte that my little line dancing joke led to this disruption, but calling a Southern boy "lazy" or a "liar" is akin to throwing down a gauntlet. I would apologize to the OP for disrupting his thread, but frankly, I no longer hope he gets a solution to his problem, and wouldn't mind if he were cursed with perpetual butt wiggling, of all types.
I would appreciate an apology from him, however, for starting an argument about several subjects he seems to know nothing about, unprovoked, and insulting me in the process. I'm sure when he did that in high school he was very popular.
I sometimes stretch the truth to make a story funnier, I tell other people's stories second-hand that may or not be true (but I usually point this out), I sometimes even (gasp) get things wrong - especially since the stroke, but I do not lie. If the OP wants, he can PM me and I will send him proof of almost any claim I have ever made on here that he might not have believed.
Unfortunately I have no proof of observations made, such as the .357 SIG story, but I know where that cow's skull is and will happily dig it up and mail it to him for his perusal, assuming he pays shipping and for my time digging up a decade old cow corpse buried under several other cow corpses.
I even invite him down for a full tour of sites mentioned in my stories, and a chance to read my portfolio wherein is collected every piece of published journalism I ever wrote, and where many of the stories I tell on this forum are documented as a matter of historic record, and were once accepted as fact by thousands.
I also invite him to likewise share with me his credentials for any post he has made.
I'm terribly sorry to writerinmo, 40nascar, Wicked109 and neophyte that my little line dancing joke led to this disruption, but calling a Southern boy "lazy" or a "liar" is akin to throwing down a gauntlet. I would apologize to the OP for disrupting his thread, but frankly, I no longer hope he gets a solution to his problem, and wouldn't mind if he were cursed with perpetual butt wiggling, of all types.
I would appreciate an apology from him, however, for starting an argument about several subjects he seems to know nothing about, unprovoked, and insulting me in the process. I'm sure when he did that in high school he was very popular.
I sometimes stretch the truth to make a story funnier, I tell other people's stories second-hand that may or not be true (but I usually point this out), I sometimes even (gasp) get things wrong - especially since the stroke, but I do not lie. If the OP wants, he can PM me and I will send him proof of almost any claim I have ever made on here that he might not have believed.
Unfortunately I have no proof of observations made, such as the .357 SIG story, but I know where that cow's skull is and will happily dig it up and mail it to him for his perusal, assuming he pays shipping and for my time digging up a decade old cow corpse buried under several other cow corpses.
I even invite him down for a full tour of sites mentioned in my stories, and a chance to read my portfolio wherein is collected every piece of published journalism I ever wrote, and where many of the stories I tell on this forum are documented as a matter of historic record, and were once accepted as fact by thousands.
I also invite him to likewise share with me his credentials for any post he has made.