cadances

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Sandy Pockets, Aug 26, 2010.

  1. Sandy Pockets

    Sandy Pockets G&G Enthusiast

    Some of the ones we use to call out were pretty funny.

    Here is one from a "Jody call" book

    Birdie, birdie in the sky, dropped a little white wash in my eye. Ain't no sissy. Ain't gonna cry. I'm just glad cows don't fly.
     
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2010
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    When I was in the Army ours was pretty un PC and down right dirty...guess they cleaned it up some since then.
     

  3. Paul T

    Paul T G&G Newbie

    That Jody is a sum beach. I havent seen my 76 Fleetwood since boot.
     
  4. CopperniX

    CopperniX G&G Hall Monitor Staff Member

    oh trust me joe when i was in they are still just as dirty and Un PC.
     
  5. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    I know a girl who lives on a hill...
     
  6. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    She won't do it, but her sister will...
     
  7. Cyrano

    Cyrano Resident Curmudgeon Forum Contributor

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    A gal I know did time in the WACs. Her platoon sergeant in Basic challenged the girls to come up with new verses for "Gee Ma, I Wanna Go Home," which they used as their platoon marching song. Her contribution to the number:

    "Oh the doctors in the Army, they say are might fine;
    I know where Josef Mengele's been hiding all this time..."
     
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2010
  8. Cyrano

    Cyrano Resident Curmudgeon Forum Contributor

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    She do the Tube Snake Boogie,
    She do the Tube Snake Boogie,
    Boogie-woogie baby,
    Boogie-woogie all night long!

    Thank you ZZTop.
     
  9. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I don't know what I been told, Eskimo _____ is mighty cold...
     
  10. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    ^^ Funny NRAJOE ^^

    Here is another non PC Alaskan one:

    Killing the Baby Seals

    Way up north where the air gets cold We're running out of money and we're running out of gold So now I earn my living Killing the baby seals

    You can hit `em with a bat you can hit `em with a brick You can poke `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick That's how I earn my living Killing the baby seals

    You can slash `em in the head you can slash `em in the throat Then throw `em in the back of your fishing boat That's how I earn my living Killing the baby seals.
     
  11. Mooseman684

    Mooseman684 G&G Newbie

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    I know a girl with 2 big _its,
    one gives milk and the other gives Schlitz...
     
  12. Care to introduce me? :D