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Can't fool a hillbilly

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Apr 26, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Can't fool a hillbilly

    Herman James, from the hills of Kentucky, was drafted by the Army.

    On the first day as an enlisted man he was given a comb. The following day the Army barber sheared all of his hair off.

    On the third day the Army gave him a tooth brush. The following day the Army dentist yanked several of his teeth out.

    On the fifth day he was given a jock strap...that afternoon Herman went AWOL. :nod: