The CDC has issued an alert for a highly contagious disease that can be spread by mouth or contact. It is called Weary Overload recreational Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your workplace, friends and very likely your spouse. This can completly wipe out your private life. If you should contact this disease, have a couple of close friends take you to the nearest store and buy some Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Drink continual amounts untill all symptoms of WORK have left your system. Pass this information along to 6 or more of your friends. If you do not have 6 or more friends you are already infected, WORK is running your life and you should start treatment immediatley. If you cannot control this with WINE or BEER you should take Viral Antidote for Contagious Anxiety-Taxing Incessant Overwork Nuerosis (VACATION) for 2 or more weeks.