Chelsea Clinton went off to college and came back home for the holidays. Hillary was quite happy to see her daughter and pressed her for information about college. "So, are you enjoying college, dear?" she asked. Chelsea nodded vigorously. "And are there boys in college?" Hillary qestioned. Once again, Chelsea nodded with a mischievous gleam in her eyes. Hillary, unable to resist and curious about her daughter's activities, went on to ask, "And are you having sex with these boys?" Chelsea burst out laughing. After a moment, she straightened, stared into her mother's eyes, and said, "Not according to Dad!"