Chinese Honeymoon A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis you firs time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anytin you want you say. What you want?" A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. "I want ...... numma 69" she eventually replies. More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef with Broccoli?"