Chinese Honeymoon

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 6, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Chinese Honeymoon

    A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.

    On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

    "My darring" he says, "I know dis you firs time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anytin you want you say.

    What you want?"

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

    "I want ...... numma 69" she eventually replies.

    More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

    Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries...

    "You want... Beef with Broccoli?"
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    I believe she's been reading the "How to do it" sex books and he's thinking about his restaurant menu more than taking care of business.(ha)

  3. Personawy I like numma 72--general chicken.

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I like # 68, she feed me, I owe her "won"!:D
  5. I like get 8 more!:D
  6. Maybe she likes the other special. Creme of sumyounguy
  7. I see we all like chinese food. Take out for me.
  8. NRA you mean won-ton don't you.

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    alan, she only won-ton if she fat! :D