Chinese Wedding Night

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Sep 15, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced
    either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband
    undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know
    dis yo firs time and you berryfrighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting
    jus anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
    which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

    She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want ...... numba 69"

    More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..............
    "You want... Beef wif Broccori?":D

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Haaaaa, that was too funny! :D

  3. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

    Chinese do not talk like that, some Japanese do, though.
  4. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Klaus: I believe you missed the point of this joke. Lighten up. (ha)

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    His face might crack Oxford! :D Just kidding Klaus!
  6. I noticed we are on the humor forum again. Dah.