Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Mar 27, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Took a few days to find some "cleaner" jokes..

    The Rabbit

    The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

    The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
  2. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

    I heard they sent the Houston Police Department, too, and they came out with a gopher that was shot in the back 30 times and claimed an informant said it was a rabbit.

  3. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Naw it was a self inflected injury :)